August 6th, 2011, 2:00 am

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Reply Lesbian Comics, August 5th, 2011, 3:27 am

Have You Ever Noticed... that in lesbian movies, the acting sucks but the sex scenes are of porn quality? On top of that, they're random and out of place? It's like a really bad soft porno or something!

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Reply moribund, August 6th, 2011, 5:05 am

just wanted to say, that i like your comic very much :3

Reply PurplePenguin, August 6th, 2011, 6:34 am

Ahahaaha! Oh you! XD
Of course that's why we'd watch these!

Reply wilderulz, August 6th, 2011, 6:45 am

lmao, I hear you!!

Reply xXTheMadHatterXx, August 6th, 2011, 9:24 pm

pandering to the target audience maybe?
90% of people who watch those movies probably don't care about anything but the sex scenes anyway.:I

Reply Lesbian Comics, August 7th, 2011, 2:17 am


Watch The L Word, and you'll see the difference. (except the L Word had good acting...)

Reply Salome, August 7th, 2011, 5:32 am

"Imagine Me & You"
Awesome movie. No sex, but it's great anyways.

Reply K-Bar (Guest), August 10th, 2011, 12:35 pm

I have a degree in film, so lesbian movies are even EXTRA bad in my eyes. I actually can't stand the L Word either....

I'm a horrible lesbian...

Reply comatoselove, August 11th, 2011, 9:11 pm

Lol, that is amazing xD I haven't see too many lesbian movies which is probably a good thing xD Cute comic!

Reply mortisia13, August 15th, 2011, 11:07 pm

xD I get what you mean D: I actually stopped watching a lesbian movie because...well it sucked o_O

Reply weirdcartoonist, August 23rd, 2011, 7:21 pm

On other hand I just can't watch lesbian porn because the actresses usually look like straight bimbos that do it just because they get paid :c
But I guess it's because it's mostly adressed to straight dudes that like watching two girls do it?
But me as a female, I just can't find one lesbian porno that I would enjoy :c
Maybe I will start watching lesbian movies now XD
just for the sex scenes.

Reply madeofmolasses, October 3rd, 2011, 7:58 pm

It's true. They suck, and the femme always cheats on her girlfriend with some weird creepy dude and their relationship is never repaired and they have a sad, loveless marriage, which, quite frankly, is insulting. I mean it's sort of homophobic that they always feel the need to have sex with some random guy because they're not satisfied. I mean, really?

Reply Sunny-Ray, January 23rd, 2012, 10:11 am

Heartbreaking true XD

Reply magik girl, February 5th, 2012, 1:48 am

Fingersmith is excellent. My favorite lesbian film of all.

Reply Tag_You're_Pregnant, June 12th, 2012, 11:10 pm

God this reminds me of "A Room in Rome". It turned out to just basically be a softcore porn with a few feelings thrown in.

Reply x-Ace-of-Spades-x, November 12th, 2012, 4:29 am

Now that you've pointed it out . . .

Reply kitsune fire, December 20th, 2012, 9:29 pm

@Lesbian Comics: I love you pointing this out, I was so excited to finally see a 'lesbian' movie coming on so I cancelled my plans for the night to watch it and I was so disappointing the acting the story everything SUCKED. The only good thing were the random sex/sexy moments and I couldn't even enjoy those XD.

Reply LARPruler, December 26th, 2012, 9:18 pm

I watch lesbian movies with my dad (all sorts of awkward) and it really depends on (according to the ones we've seen) the nationality. French ones are all sorts of sexness but not a good story, but American ones are usually full of a lot of bullshit, but I've seen some good Hispanic ones

Reply Lexybear, December 31st, 2012, 7:08 pm

Anyone watch "Yes or No"? I like the ones that aren't all about the sex scenes...Like "Imagine Me and You" and....that's all I can think of that I really enjoyed. :|

Remember "And Then Came Lola", jesus christ....Stap.

"Loving Annabelle" wasn't too bad. And Naomi/Emily in "Skins"......and all the Katie/Jesse scenes in "Once and Again" Hah.

But seriously, if you haven't seen "Yes or No", it's pretty good....there's even a sequel that wasn't bad.

Reply futuredirected, March 7th, 2013, 2:05 am

Lesbian Movies Kill! Have You ever noticed how many Lesbian movies end with one or both protagonists dying or being killed (even in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, for crissake!)? Either that, or one of them discovers she's really not a Lesbian, and goes off with a man. That's the metaphorical death of Lesbian ending. Can You think of another movie genre that regularly kills its main characters like that? Yeah, me neither.

Reply Morari, June 8th, 2013, 6:48 pm

This is so true!

Reply Sombrero Mustache, June 30th, 2013, 10:19 pm

Book with L themes Well there was Chasing Amy.

Reply Robbert, November 6th, 2013, 2:53 pm

Man on man movies are the exact same way, hot as hell but just awful as movies. It's like they think the sheer act of being in a same sex couple means they don't have to write good scenes or hire good actors (just good looking actors.)

Reply MidnightMayShowers, February 2nd, 2016, 9:13 pm

Well...what did you think of carol now in 2016

Reply MidnightMayShowers, February 2nd, 2016, 9:14 pm

Well...what did you think of carol now in 2016

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