September 2nd, 2011, 2:00 am

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Reply Lesbian Comics, September 2nd, 2011, 1:55 am

When I was a kid... I used to have these little drama's with my dolls. Always had my Barbie have an affair with another girl doll! It was so intense and serious, man! I also had a barbie super car...that I would have Barbie and "Miranda" elope in. They lived the most happiest/drama filled lesbian life ever, I swear.

(I also didn't have any Ken/ male dolls. So I would use my brothers wrestling action figures as "Ken" fff. For the sake of the comic, I just drew a regular male doll.)

Any of you guys have a similar imagination while playing with your dolls/ toys?

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Reply Aboore, September 2nd, 2011, 3:21 am

LOL Thats amazing. But no. My brother stomped out my love for barbie dolls when he stripped them and colored over them in black sharpie. (I started doing that as well when I was nine. :I I'm slow to the party)

Reply MIDOxRI, September 2nd, 2011, 4:45 am

Nope O: I could never play with my Barbies 'cause me little brother played with them and didn't let me ): So I played with his cars instead! I had a mother car, a father car and a baby car O: And they would crash into walls in full speed and explode :"D Whatever that means about my psychology XD

Reply RainbowRandomness, September 2nd, 2011, 6:30 am

:D my childhood <3 I used to make them have affairs with each other, make the guys go with guys and girls with girls, and have sex. I was a strange child XD (still am!)

Reply wilderulz, September 2nd, 2011, 8:35 am

Lmao, thats too awesome.
I think I was too busy colouring over my Barbies to do anything significant with them >.<

Reply BadOmens, September 2nd, 2011, 10:15 am

I didn't have any Barbies, but my stuffed animals and dinosaurs acted out similar stories.

Reply VenNumberTen, September 2nd, 2011, 10:47 am

All I ever did with my Barbies was undress them and then lose the clothes.

Reply EIN, September 2nd, 2011, 11:45 am

I acted out stories with my Beanie babies and I would use shoes as their little cars. lol

Reply Amber (Guest), September 2nd, 2011, 1:33 pm

For me, it was all about looking at the boobs.

Reply forgotten_cake, September 2nd, 2011, 10:11 pm

That's pretty funny. :'D

I never had any Ken dolls, but I didn't really know anything about love/affairs when I was playing with Barbies. I just made them go on adventures and stuff. :B

Reply AlbeenoCookie, September 3rd, 2011, 4:41 pm

all my barbies became nudists with multiple felt-tip tattoos and bald heads O_O I liked to drown them and have them in fatal accidents with lost limbs and...such....*ahem*

Reply cedarfall, June 2nd, 2015, 4:40 pm

@AlbeenoCookie: that. is beautiful.

Reply Megane-Chan, September 3rd, 2011, 5:19 pm

@Lesbian Comics: I used to try find the doll with the biggest jugs but most were the same. Sometimes if you found a generic brand they were bigger. I was a weird child.

Reply CLAM, September 4th, 2011, 12:43 pm

Yes. I so did. XD

Reply SuccuboLilith (Guest), September 4th, 2011, 9:29 pm

I always used to play like this.. and when I wasn’t interested in dolls anymore.. my aunt bought me a Ken…

But Barbie was happy with her lesbian way of life! Eventually the same aunt bought me another Ken, and with the first one they became the most happy gay couple of all time.

(I should have know better about my sexual orientation YEARS ago xD)

Reply Lenn, September 5th, 2011, 2:10 pm

I proably would have done somehting like this, but I hated barbies when I was little. Actually, i hated any toy that resembled a human. I didn't see the point to them, because I WAS a human, and that just didn't make sense to my childlike mind. I played with cats and horses and such, but romance was hardly ever involved...

Reply DribbledCarmelLaces (Guest), September 6th, 2011, 3:17 am

Well... I never actually did it with the girl dolls... but I would do it with my brothers action figure male doll substitutes. Not that we didn't have a crazy amount of affairs that went down, but still. It was usually about an evil lord who wanted to take over the world using my dolls and his minions as a harem, actually... what does that say about me?

Reply kawaii blackrose, September 12th, 2011, 12:38 am

fmy first comment )XD and pfff i used to have barbi always being kidnapped and the my little pony horses had to SAVE her constantly..and one point i killed off barbie in the bathtub because she got eaten by jaws (she was dead forever until i hear about phoenix down in ff7)

Reply Adjins (Guest), September 17th, 2011, 6:26 pm

When I played with my Barbies... @Lesbian Comics: I never had any Ken dolls, I would seriously destroy them every time. So I also used my brother's action figures... But my Barbies would always end up lesbians too. :3 Good to know I'm not alone on this one.

Reply Akito Kaiba, September 28th, 2011, 11:57 pm

:/ Yeah... my barbies had, like, Jerry Springer lives. And my kens were gay. :/

Reply Lesbian Comics, October 1st, 2011, 8:00 pm

@KuroKanra: yeah, but I never had any kidnapping or rape going on with my barbies. I'd just make them in love, not sexually assault each other.
I'll be honest with you, that does disturb me that you would pretend to have your girl barbie rape each other. Unless you mean normal sex and not sexual assault and abuse that can cause mental and physical trauma? If so, then don't use rape as 'wild sex' or 'casual sex', I don't find forced sex and abuse funny, even if it is pretend.

Reply Shijiru, November 7th, 2011, 8:36 am

lol, I used to do this all the time too!
I had 2 kens, but normally most of my barbies would date each other and move together to the malibu house and live one Ken alone, and he would start deating the other Ken xD It was hilarious

Reply Ohyena (Guest), November 28th, 2011, 10:29 pm

you have no idea how much i love this comic ecaly this page.
i used to do stuff like this too ken would fall in love with the other boy dolls. or stuff you would see in Soap Operas so and so is having so and sos baby and what not; or more often than not the dolls would be evil to my My Littlest Pet Shops and the animals would revolt and defeat the evil Barbies and live happly ever after.

Reply Person (Guest), December 10th, 2011, 11:18 am

I used to do that to, but i'd also make this huge story background with super powers, or them being secret agents. I had this strange belief that girls should be with girls and guys with guys because they were the 'same' and therefore 'matched'....I don't now but...haha i was such a weirdo child.

Reply fkcr (Guest), January 12th, 2012, 11:07 pm

My Barbies straight-up had all sorts of crazy lesbian sex. Granted, I was 6 and "lesbian sex" meant smashing them together and making "Oooooo! Oh! OOo!" sounds. Also, My Ken was cheating on Barbie with my big Bro's Hulk Hogan Doll.

Reply KatzyKins, January 19th, 2012, 7:44 am

Ken just used Barbie for her cars and her huge houses! >:( He's a mooch anyway!

Reply FrowzyLuridRoro, January 29th, 2012, 12:08 am

I actually used to pull the heads off my barbie dolls and tie strings to them, and use them as cat toys.
Am I alone in this..? :\

Reply fluffylemons12, February 8th, 2012, 2:29 pm

Ken You know, it's funny...I used to make Ken gay all the time. :D

Reply LionsGingersAndLesbians, March 25th, 2012, 8:07 pm

I was so happy to see this because... When I was little, I always had my barbies have sex. Like, really rough naked sex. No one ever caught me when I'd stay up till four AM watching Coyote Ugly, mimicking the sex scenes over and over. I always thought I was weird and then I found this comic!! I wasn't the only kid !! I made my barbies get pregnant, cheat on each other.. Etc. :)

Reply Krem, April 11th, 2012, 3:18 am

I thought i was the only one who does that xD

Reply Kiel95, May 27th, 2012, 6:48 am

I always did boyxgirl romance stories whenever i played with friends... but when it was just me i always had barbie break up with ken and go for a girl xD and no, it wasn't because i thought it was weird for two girls to go together... but i only had two barbies and two kens... so since she used a barbie and i ken... i was only left with a barbie and a ken xD

ah, good times... and then i got fed up with barbie dolls and cut their hair *ahem* i was a weird child xD

Reply Potatoes4Eva, July 9th, 2012, 1:18 pm


We had problems. XD

Reply KittyLitter, September 1st, 2012, 1:16 pm

I hung my barbies from ceiling fans. XD

These days I collect Monster High dolls, though. Draculaura and Clawdeen are dating c:

Reply Vindictive bassoon, September 15th, 2012, 11:58 pm

Hah, I just never asked for a ken, all ladies all the time.

Reply x-Ace-of-Spades-x, November 12th, 2012, 4:37 am

Ahhhh yes I did the same thing. I never asked for a Ken doll, I hated them xD But my little cousin (she's a worse influence than I am! Always groping my chest!) would make me play lesbian barbie time with her. Still does. She's got a thing for boobs, almost as bad as I do xD

Reply MusicManga88, May 28th, 2013, 9:10 am

I had cross dressing male dolls

Reply Narkota16, October 14th, 2013, 5:09 pm

I did the same.... except ken has his head chopped off... <_< no would of even known if it wasn't for those darn meddling kids.

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