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September 18th, 2011, 3:51 am

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Reply Lesbian Comics, September 18th, 2011, 3:58 am

Girls are INSANE! Yet I love them so much.

In my experience, every girl I dated or had a crush on, turned out to be completely insane! I have the worst luck with girls. All my ex's hate my guts too! And I thought I broke up with them in the nicest way I could. Because of this, I haven't dated in a while. When I'm attracted to a girl, I get scared that she's just be another insane chick and I won't make any move. All I want is a normal girl who has an awesome personality and is nice with me...IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?! sobsobsob

Anyone got a crazy ex too? Or is it just me?

(sorry for late comic! my tablet wasn't working with me lately)

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Reply Lesbian Comics, September 18th, 2011, 4:38 am

@Dacriel: Oh my! Thank you very much!

Reply PurplePenguin, September 18th, 2011, 5:20 am

Rude exs, no "crazy" ones. XD
I wish you better luck in the future LCS!

Reply Aboore, September 18th, 2011, 6:40 am

One male I had who cheated on me, begged me back, cheated on me two more times before he dumped me to be with this girl he barely knew. though he still contacts me when he's sad, wtf. And I didn't even LIKE guys. Just reinforces why. -_-

Reply RyoSoulreaper, September 18th, 2011, 9:53 am

So true. Dear god.

They are insane but so......hot.

Reply HeartfeltSins, September 18th, 2011, 10:07 am

Oy oy oy... Story of my life! Haha Anyway, to explain...

My recent ex had been flirting with me since she got together with her new gf, and has thus told me she loved me and that she would leave her for me and making out (as well as an accidental one day fling I chose not to think of), and now she says that I misconstrued her words, and that she's been telling me that she just wants to be friends. Confusing way to show friendship, right?

Prior to that, I have two suicidal exes that blamed me for their habits, one who was raped by her cousin who was really only dating me to not like guys after that, one who had cheated on me while she was schooling in New York who had her brother, my friend, tell me, and after she begged me back and swore it meant nothing, she was shot and killed (and her family didn't tell me till after her funeral because I 'changed' their daughter), one who called me too clingy and then left me for a guy, one who disappeared when her family sent her to rehab and it took me six years to come in contact with her again...

So yeah... I'm aboard the crazy/evil exes train. I totally agree with wanting a normal, caring girlfriend with a cool personality and is nice and loving and doesn't treat you like crap.

Reply Mythee, September 18th, 2011, 11:53 am

I've never had a girlfriend! But I'm married online to my wonderful internet wife who is nice and not crazy, does this count? *shotshot* xDD /Lol.

I think you're lucky to have ever had girlfriends at all. 8D However... I wouldn't mind an absolutely vicious evil manipulative girl as long as she can be reasoned with. She'd be like, the yang to my ying, or summat. The dark jedi to my- *shot* But someone who cannot be reasoned with/makes no sense, AKA crazy, would be too much for me to deal with as I am a logical being whose every action is dictated not by feelings but by thought. People who act on emotion are a lot more reactive and fast-paced, so I absolutely cannot even keep up with their reasoning. @-@ I'm pretty impressed if you are capable of communicating properly with them under those circumstances.

Reply Megane-Chan, September 18th, 2011, 12:38 pm

I have a friend who just assumed i'm straight and was all 'if you were gay I would so ask you out.' but i didn't tell her cause she's not my type at all.... not really a crazy girlfriend but....

Reply LiveLoveAnarchist, September 18th, 2011, 3:16 pm

Girls are insane, its so true. Thats why I take out a lot of time in becoming friends with the girl so I can kind of get an idea of if they are super crazy or what before I ask one out... ^^

Reply lkoinuchan, September 18th, 2011, 3:51 pm

My recent ex...fffffffffff----- I can't. I just...can't. He still facebook stalks me B/
And my first ex insisted that he was a genius because he was "mentally unstable" like House, and then I found out that for years he'd been faking symptoms of mental disorders every time he went to the doctor in order to get various medications for his "mental disorders" so he could be "cool" like said TV doctor. I can't. =~=

I haven't dated any crazy girls yet but I have known crazy girls. Completely insane... Ugh...my life.

So basically, both guys and girls are full of crazy. So much of it. So much. But I agree. It's so hard not to ;w;

Reply mortisia13, September 18th, 2011, 4:12 pm

Awesome comic LMAAAOO You spoke nothing but the truth there buddy.

Reply MouseMute, September 18th, 2011, 4:47 pm

I WISH I COULD SAVE MYSELF FROM THE CRAZY!!!
But I am drawn against my will!

I don't have any crazy ex's because I usually don't date. I just have friends.. with benefits. Yeah.
But it never works out well. :(
They always want to share FEELINGS. How ridiculous is that??
"Oh, Jetty, I love you more than you can ever know - please, let's go out! Say you love me too!"
"..."
"... <3"
"No. Get away from me."

Haha.... time heals all wounds, anyway. :D

Reply FieryAnimated, September 18th, 2011, 7:56 pm

@Lesbian Comics: Yea, I here you loud & clear be through #1, knew too many #2s & totally agree with the last panel. No, that's not too much to ask, I finally met someone in my late 20s & have been with her for 9 yrs (went out for 2 before). I don't know why it took so long to met someone that would love for me & my hang-ups, I have no contact with any of my ex's, 2 broke me & 1 I left I thought nicely guess not. So its NOT JUST YOU. ;)

Reply Too lazy to sign in (Guest), September 18th, 2011, 9:16 pm

Eh. Don't get me started on crazy exes. My first girlfriend was my best friend (we're still friends) and she was always telling me about seeing ghosts. It was an obsession of hers that just turned creepy after a while. Another ex straight out told me a month in, she was in it for the sex. I never even put out... I mean, seriously. My third and most recent girlfriend punched my sister in the jaw because she thought I was cheating on her... With my sister. Granted she didn't know straight out we were twins, but we're IDENTICAL twins. Plus, we were just sitting at a cafe talking when the crazy chick came up. Just wow.

Reply roxjey, September 18th, 2011, 10:24 pm

oh god girl id been there XD

Reply Guest, September 18th, 2011, 11:53 pm

Ohhhh goddddd, are you me? This is my first time commenting (and looking at your comics)and you sound like clone me. Why aren't we bffs that produce babies and skip off into the sunset together? I mean... what...? Uh. Good work keep it up.

Reply kill-the-damsel, September 19th, 2011, 11:00 am

All my exes have been awesome (:

Reply shakinupwindex, September 19th, 2011, 2:41 pm

I just started reading this today, and I effing love it man. :] I'm a lesbian too, and I have had a butch girlfriend =| not fun.

Reply Lenn, September 19th, 2011, 5:37 pm

If I swung that way, Miss Author, I would totally date you and show you how awesome and not-insane girls can be! ;)

Reply AlbeenoCookie, September 21st, 2011, 2:54 pm

why not date someone who's insane in a good way for a change?
I'm insane, but not in a manipulative/mean way, negative-ness is pointless y'see

Reply Lesbian Comics, September 25th, 2011, 12:37 am

@AlbeenoCookie: That's not insane, that's just a fun person.

Reply Lesbian Comics, September 25th, 2011, 12:39 am

@Lenn: Baw thank you! I'm sure you could revive my faith in the ladies!

@shakinupwindex: Well, I don't think they're that way BECAUSE they are butch, but rather they're just terrible people,

Reply tainted, September 25th, 2011, 2:17 am

it's true!! Girls are CRAZY!! it scares me sometimes, but I can't help that I'm in love with them either lol. There's something about being a girl in love with girls...I can't quite put my finger on it, but I know it's a beautiful feeling.

I had an ex who would baby me so much it sort of drove me crazy haha. She wouldn't ever tell me about her problems in life, not even the smallest of them, and she always did what she could to be the one in charge. She was sweet but when push comes to shove I just wasn't good at being pampered.

I feel that under all of the 'craziness' everybody is soft, exposed, and hurt. If you can dust off everything else and get to those bits of a person, you will find that you can reason with and get along with nearly anybody. My only problem with this is that I end up with lots of good friends, but no girlfriends!!

Reply CLAM, September 25th, 2011, 11:01 am

I had one girlfriend who I think
only used me for making out with
her. /headdesk

Reply Akito Kaiba, September 29th, 2011, 12:01 am

Ohhh yeah. My first ex was - legitimately - psychotic. She was really pushy and awful, too. My second ex was horribly demanding and needy. My last ex was my best friend, but she never talks to me anymore. :/ I know how yah feel. Girls are crazy crazy things.

Reply Revalitas, October 23rd, 2011, 9:25 am

HAH easy being a lesbian, they have NO idea!!
I was in the exact same kind of relationship, the manipulative, I'll hurt myself, cause you pain and stress but if you don't love me I'll fuck shit up, kind haha oh man

Reply Maze (Guest), November 15th, 2011, 10:36 pm

Oh man, I have had this conversation so many times with friends of mine. "Man I am so glad I am not a lesbian. Bitches be crazy!"

Reply NikoshiSenika, December 8th, 2011, 9:10 pm

SOTRUEE Oh god, I agree. We're alllllllllllllll in the same boat here.

Like, everyone on the PLANET, lesbian or not. *gesticulates wildly*
...Okay, I'm kidding.

But really, I love this comic. <3 Like a reality show, only...realistic. Yes.

//shot

Reply fkcr (Guest), January 12th, 2012, 11:12 pm

my dating history: a boy who made me smile a lot, but grossed me out when we kissed. a girl who wanted the boy i was dating when we met. an insane controlling bitch who dumped me for a whore, got back with me, dumped me again, got back together with me, dumped me again, got back together with me, a girl who threatened self harm, then blamed me for everything, then a fairly sane girl who dumped me cus someone better happened, then that horrible chick who kept dumping me, then, FINALLY, a great girl, who is a bit too sensitive, but over all great.

Reply TicklePickles, January 18th, 2012, 6:01 pm

Ugh yes. I was with this one chick who was obsessed with me. I could never hangout with my friends. She would always be there clinging to me. Dont get me wrong I love cuddling and snuggling.. but I prefer it when Im not around my friends and in public. Im shy about that kind of stuff...

Reply KatzyKins, January 19th, 2012, 7:46 am

D: The pretty ones are ALWAYS crazy T___T

Reply MechaMax, April 30th, 2012, 4:13 am

I hate how they slowly turn crazier and crazier when in a relationship and I always look like some lazy bitch that couldn't care less until I just dump their sorry asses. At least that's how I think all of my girlfriends look at it all... They can never see how they were wrong.

Reply Kiel95, May 17th, 2012, 4:15 pm

Wow... Somehow I'm now sorta glad I haven't dated yet. I mean, I still want to, but at least you've just given me a legitimate reason to be wary xD
There is one girl I really like... i've liked her for almost 6 years. I'm quite sure she's straight. She does have a boyfriend, but she doesn't have much sense for personal space, so she doesn't care if she makes out with guys or girls who are her friends (if it's a game) but sadly she's clingy with her boyfriend, who's clingy with her, in public... and since she's always hanging with our group and so is he, well... i always have to sit there and try to distract myself while they're attached at the hip.
So basically, you've only helped reinforce my likelihood of avoiding relationships xD thanks, at least it makes me feel less like i'll be alone forever in love >///<

Reply yaoi4evandnevayuri, May 26th, 2012, 6:47 pm

Headache... Soooo true... I hate to love them... And men too. I'm just asking for a headache whichever way I go. >.<'

Reply cookielove, August 23rd, 2012, 12:51 pm

This. Thiiiiiiiiiiiis. This is truth.

Reply KittyLitter, September 1st, 2012, 1:19 pm

Yeah there was this one girl who just randomly decided she hated me. .___.

Reply TomorrowsNightmare95, September 2nd, 2012, 9:28 pm

That last panel was entirely true.

Reply x-Ace-of-Spades-x, November 12th, 2012, 4:42 am

Aww you're such a sweet thing! :3
Can't believe you keep attracting these psycho chicks xD
Girls may be crazy, but you're right: They are magical creatures that ooze sexy.

Reply SinakkroKrez, November 29th, 2012, 11:33 pm

I don't know how to respond to that last panel, since I'm a male gay. X3
Oh well. Not too much different.

Reply MoriTheChomper, January 28th, 2013, 3:34 pm

I'm so sorry! We're not all crazy I promise!

I am however crazily in love with you comics!

Reply JJmyster22, January 28th, 2013, 9:19 pm

Crazy exes? Oh man, you don't even know. Okay, well actually you do. But yeah. Haha you're pretty kick so I'm sure you'll find that person (if you haven't already)

Reply Valley, March 6th, 2013, 5:56 pm

The problem with crazy girls is they seem so interesting...which draws you in. THEN you find out why they are so non-boring is they are insane. By than you are trapped. And there is the sex too.

Reply futuredirected, March 7th, 2013, 2:20 am

Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs... I hate to mention it, but You are the only common element of each and every relationship You've ever been in. I'm not saying it's Your fault though. It's that everyone is crazy/weird/idiosyncratic/eccentric or some degree of that. When You can embrace someone's particular flavor of insanity, and thrive with her no matter what, that's Love! Trust me on this. I am oooooold.

Reply zinnzinnluv, November 15th, 2014, 8:42 pm

Im a crazy ex. i broke up with my...lover. and stalked them for like 3 years.....they tried to run my head into a pole. XD

Reply Rashu, January 3rd, 2015, 12:00 pm

Never had a gf before I don't mind if I end up with a psycho, I just want to experience having a gf for once. 21 years and never once dated one :'3 It's too sad >///<

Reply cedarfall, June 2nd, 2015, 4:44 pm

that first one is EXACTLY what happened to me, like, to a t. except it was two and a half years...

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