February 27th, 2012, 7:18 pm

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Reply Lesbian Comics, February 27th, 2012, 7:27 pm

Why is it so hard to understand that a penis does not define sex? One of my acquaintances asked me last week how lesbians have sex. Because I've never had sex, I just told him how I define sex. For some reason he responded by saying lesbians can't have sex because there is no penis involved and that they use toys and that makes it "fake" or "foreplay" . I have given up on trying to explain, since I often get the same response. If I do try to explain, they just get offended that we don't need a penis to be happy. (It's usually men who get the most offended for some reason...)

Next time I'll tell them that lesbians ooze rainbow juices from their skin that attract mates and for the mating ritual we do a seductive dance before we commence in the physical sex act. This act is secret and only those in our small society shall know of its secretssssss!

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Reply Iron, February 27th, 2012, 7:34 pm

Your comic and your comment on this made me lol on the floor xD.

And I totally agree with you. Although I'm no lesbian.

Reply CrippleCakes, February 27th, 2012, 7:44 pm

Don't see why lesbian(ism?) would be a difficult concept to grasp for guys. I can totally see why you prefer elegant clean smart thoughtful women over smelly loud obnoxious men (not that all men are that way though lol)

Reply animefan23, February 27th, 2012, 7:54 pm

Ah, some men just don't get it. *shakes head*

Reply otakulys, February 27th, 2012, 8:06 pm

@Lesbian Comics: Lmao, that's great. XD I've had people ask me that question, not because I'm a lesbian but because I'm a gay rights advocate, and it's always rubbed me the wrong way, but no one has ever been offended. I'm not surprised, though, that a guy would be idiotic enough to insist that a penis must be involved. Not that all guys are idiotic, but any that think that way certainly are. The reason they feel that way is because they think the penis is a magical wand or something, like it gives women intense pleasure, when really it doesn't on its own. Anything phallic does the same job, and a lot of women enjoy or even prefer sex without penetration anyway. But that guy clearly felt threatened because he can't imagine women not needing a penis to be complete. It's the same reason girls are always bisexual and never lesbians on tv shows, etc. We don't want guys to feel threatened by the fact that they aren't necessary to make those women happy! Sorta like how you almost never see a black man with a white woman in entertainment, because the target audience, white males, would feel threatened by black men taking their women. I mean, it's incredibly ridiculous, but it actually is an issue for some people. Talk about insecurity.

Reply reidcl999, February 27th, 2012, 8:27 pm

I'm sorry, not all men are, well... stupid, just a vast majority

Reply RavenHeart98, February 27th, 2012, 8:37 pm

... Does he count manxman sex as sex even if there's no vag? The fu-.... Why. /WHY./

Reply RyoSoulreaper, February 27th, 2012, 10:23 pm

I assumed Lesbians scissored or something.

If A guy can have sex with out a Vag, then a Chick can do it without a penis.

Reply Lesbian Comics, February 28th, 2012, 12:15 am

@otakulys: ooooh, THAT MIGHT EXPLAIN A FEW THINGS! When I told him that the vagina is actually not very sensitive for most women (since it's all muscle) and that women tend not to enjoy solely vaginal penetration he got really mad and gave me hella attitude. I DID NOT INSULT HIS PENIS, JUST GAVE A FACT ABOUT THE VAJAJA! Yet his poor man bits were offended.

Thanks for the explanation, btw! Interesting stuff.

Reply muura, February 28th, 2012, 12:47 am

Sex is NEVER only about penetration, straight couples don't need a penis either to have sex. Holy gross mainstream expectations on having only one "right" way to have sex and enjoy yourself, Batman!

Reply Sir, February 28th, 2012, 3:05 pm

Agreed. I concur with everyone above me.

Reply loserfish, February 28th, 2012, 3:32 pm

I've known WAY too many guys (and some girls) who've had this reaction <xD. I can relate to what you're saying, grrrrl.

Reply TheFemDoctor, February 28th, 2012, 5:38 pm

I have a lesbian friend who's like that. It drives me mad when she goes on about how she's never had sex because penis was not involved, even though I have heard of her sexual exploits with her girlfriend. asdfghjkl.

Reply BluSlvrWolf, February 28th, 2012, 11:24 pm

stupid male myths The idea that it's 'not sex without a penis' is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard, right next to 'girls pee out their asses'. Where the hell do they come up with this stuff? If non-penis sex doesn't count,then what the hell does that make oral sex? And why on earth would they think that the vagina is a sex-only organ when the penis isn't?

(Sidenote:Your definition of sex is the best one I've ever heard.)

Reply telicube, March 1st, 2012, 5:23 am

Oh I'm sure he's right. At least in his sex life that's true. His sex doesn't happen without a penis. His penis. And nothing else.

I'm saying he wanks off and and gets none. Not my best attempt.

Personally I think if both parties orgasm then it's been a grand old time and a job well done. Hoozah.

No, seriously. Everyone should get a party hat and confetti poppers and be like DAMN RIGHT AW YEAH. Don't matter if your straight, gay, or whatever.

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Reply tufulolo, March 4th, 2012, 10:37 pm

Hmm, i totally agree with you. Men can be so ignorant and stupid sometimes. Oh and i'm bisexual just thought i'd go ahead and get that out ^_^

Reply B (Guest), May 7th, 2012, 7:06 pm

@Lesbian Comics: as ridiculously weird and obnoxious and nerdy as the boys are that I hang out with, I will give them that. Even the homophobic one gets that point. I don't understand what's so hard to grasp about that concept.

Reply Naessly, August 22nd, 2012, 9:16 am

Okay what the hell, since when have you been spying on me?

Nah seriously, I've said the EXACT same words to someone. Argh, so happy to know I'm not alone in this world xD

I want to marry you.

Reply x-Ace-of-Spades-x, November 12th, 2012, 5:19 am

Why is a penis so important I don't understand.

Reply Co-Co, May 31st, 2013, 5:31 am

guys must be doing sex wrong if they're asking how lesbian sex works. seriously.

Reply NHarrington9, August 21st, 2013, 12:12 pm

@Lesbian Comics: This question has been posed to every lesbian who has ever lived. Ever. and it gets more annoying each and every time.

Reply Rashu, January 3rd, 2015, 12:25 pm

I have this theory, guys that are ignorant or act ignorant deep down in their unconscious I bet they know that girls have another option other than guys and that probably freaks them out and that's why they try and over-analyse everything and try and think of reasons why it shouldn't work for a lesbian couple, they'll never admit it but doesn't it make sense with the way they act. Why else would they be so ignorant/against lesbian couples?

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