December 16th, 2012, 2:07 am

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Reply Lesbian Comics, December 16th, 2012, 2:17 am

FIGURE DRAWING CLASS! Was actually really fun. However, our male models were less than ok. We literally had nothing but heavy middle aged men, which is fine, but when it's just one type of body type I didn't feel I had enough variety as I did with the women models. We had ONE younger more skinny guy but he was HORRIBLE at keeping still.
However, this guy takes the cake. He told us he was going to give us a challenging pose, then proceeded to lay down and spread his legs. Where I sat, I couldn't see his face or chest, just his gut and PENIS. The class was too full for me to move too, so I was stuck with the worst perspective in the class! I was pretty grossed out. I found myself trying not to crinkle my nose, not gunna lie.

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Reply 2955, December 16th, 2012, 2:24 am

LOL -pats back- You did a good job surviving that class.

Reply Rumiel, December 16th, 2012, 3:31 am

I would have up and left. If the teacher asked why, I have my reasons, but the biggest to is being a survivor of horrible things men did to me, and secondly, I find the male anatomy to be one of the most disgusting and undignified things on earth.

Reply tiki, December 16th, 2012, 6:46 am

The same thing happened to me, only all female models that were the same shape and no matter where I set up in the room, I always ended up with her butt or her crotch. Only had one male model that entire year. Not much variety at all, in models or in poses.

Reply LadyLover, December 16th, 2012, 9:06 am

The art class I took never had male models, but I feel you bro. Seriously. o_o

Reply Kiel95, December 16th, 2012, 9:58 am

If that happened to me I'd probably cry, get sick, and/or run out of class screaming

Reply amiko_16, December 16th, 2012, 10:16 am

ahahahaaa oh my godddd
D: D:

Reply mortisia13, December 16th, 2012, 11:32 am

yeaaaaaaah lmao that happened to me XDDDD but it was a big shock to me because I had gone to the bathroom, when I came back the exercise had changed from warm ups to the hour + drawings... I was in a corner, I had the crotch, legs wide open.

Reply Haruhichan01, December 16th, 2012, 12:38 pm

You poor poor girl.

Reply Mythee, December 16th, 2012, 2:19 pm

Wow how did you not hurl? xD I tend to walk out if anyone even starts talking about man parts, I find them so vile. No offense to guys.

Reply AnimeFreakSammy, December 16th, 2012, 2:47 pm

I would have left. I just can deal with male nudity from the waist down, but female anatomy is perfectly fine for me.

Reply Almightyra, December 16th, 2012, 6:08 pm

yep and that is why i don't like men

Reply Psycho Yuffie, December 17th, 2012, 12:42 am

You know what? Seriously, you know what's weird? In my figure drawing class, we never even had a male model. Just females... The instructor was a guy, maybe he was just that creepy?

And, dammit! I wanted to draw some dingly-ass penors! For the experience, you know? Now, I never will.

Reply x-Ace-of-Spades-x, December 17th, 2012, 12:03 pm

I sure as hell would have wrinkled my nose XD I would have died. Okay, maybe not. Honestly, I would have been the one going "hahaha nope nope nope nope" as I picked up my things and walked out of the class. After I gagged a few times.

Reply candyaddict, December 17th, 2012, 10:55 pm

i don't think i would survive that long looking at some old guys penis XD

Reply ProjektAquarius, December 18th, 2012, 3:13 am

That would remove all doubt of any gayness I had *eye twitch*

Reply AnnietheKitten, December 18th, 2012, 1:51 pm

I've always wanted to be a figure model for part time stuffs, but periods o.o Call in with vaginal pains or some shit sounds weird...But I still want to be a figure model until I get out of college...

Reply katiebell<3, December 27th, 2012, 12:57 am

oh god. i dont think i could have done that. penises look like naked mole rats without the teeth...... i probably would have had a minor seizure and walked out.

Reply TomorrowsNightmare95, December 30th, 2012, 11:40 pm

I would've laughed. It's the only thing I can do in a stressful/frustrating/awkward situation

Reply missblackglass, January 3rd, 2013, 12:56 am

IDK why this guy is getting so much hate. I would've probably laugh (mentally though 'cause it would've been awkward otherwise); guys with this much confidence are FTW

Reply RavenHeart98, January 5th, 2013, 8:46 pm

...To be totally honest, I might've just drawn him with a vagina.

Reply CLAM, January 12th, 2013, 1:44 am

I would walk out saying
nope nope nop nap nip nope

Reply SpikyRoxas, January 18th, 2013, 12:31 pm

@Lesbian Comics: ah ever since I started at art college we've only gotten really big old men to draw,I always end up viewing the worst positions... then you get the awkward naked eye contact DX

Reply XouMuse, January 26th, 2013, 10:50 am

I had luck when I was doing this exercise with my observation drawing class... It was suppose to be two class, one with a female model and one with a male model. The male had to cancel and we just draw another women instead! XD

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