October 14th, 2013, 3:59 am

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Reply Lesbian Comics, October 14th, 2013, 3:59 am

Children… When I was at work a kid started to screech for no reason. My store is small, so I can’t find a spot where there’s no sound, and he screeched for over 20 min nonstop. I started to get so stressed I wanted to claw my face! Why do kids gotta do that?! WHY THEY GOTTA SCREAM LIKE THAT, MAN?! I just can’t deal with it.

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Reply yellowberry, October 14th, 2013, 5:07 am

I HATE IT TOO ;-; that's always soooo disturbing -_-"
"The sound pierces my soul" - well, that's just PERFECT XDD I laughed so hard at this xDD

Reply rmo33, October 14th, 2013, 7:41 am

Tis the noise I dread about having children the most. You can look away from the cat covered in paint but you can't escape that sound O_O I can't imagine being at ground zero for any length of time with that.

Reply StupidLaugh, October 14th, 2013, 7:42 am

Once I was able to actually sleep on an air plane because I was just that flipping tired. But because of some random baby, I woke up every half hour like I was shot.

Reply Mythee, October 14th, 2013, 10:02 am

I wonder if babies can get some kind of special room to themselves and their parents in places. A soundproof one.

Reply yaoi4evandnevayuri, October 14th, 2013, 10:38 am

Uggh, you are so cute and funny. I can't...

Reply KittyCatOmaniac, October 14th, 2013, 6:20 pm

*Engage nerd-mode*
The why - Well, it's a defense mechanism. Babies shriek because they feel like something is wrong. Pretty straight-forward.

The more interesting question is why does that shriek tear into a person's soul like a thousand nails on a single chalkboard? Because they want us to be desperate to make the screaming stop, and the best way to do that is to fix what's wrong. Their vocal-chords have actually evolved to create the most painful possible sound to the human ear, because it benefits them!
*Disengage nerd-mode*

On another note; babies scare me :(

Reply roxjey, October 14th, 2013, 10:45 pm

Your avatar omfg

Reply naobi_lynn, October 15th, 2013, 2:05 am

I work at walmart overnight so the store's pretty quiet, you can hear them on the other side of the freaking store.

Reply jonasfx, October 15th, 2013, 3:06 am

how you feel.... it's proof that you have a soul.

anyhow, I hate it too! ;D

Reply Mythee, October 15th, 2013, 10:03 am

When I was a baby I basically wouldn't cry even when something was wrong, because I was a badass. When I was a small child I tried to follow other kid's examples and cry when I needed something, but that stopped almost as soon as it began because my mom told me that if I wanted something I would be more likely to get it by asking, not by crying. So I heeded that advice and basically stayed a badass. BD

Reply DamnItSammit, October 16th, 2013, 9:24 pm


I hate children...XDD

Reply Vogerl, November 20th, 2013, 6:55 pm

I binged your archive that I found due to an imgur post with the source supplied and created an account to post here because I couldn't stop laughing! Your work is awesome and I love it! Keep it up, even if I'm running out of positive adjectives to describe this hilariousness :3

Reply KatzyKins, February 8th, 2014, 12:34 pm

I hate the parents even more! >:I Why would anyone let their terrible abominations make that damn sound?! Why wouldn't they stop it!? Even if they can tolerate it, they aren't the only people in the damn store! Have some consideration for fuck's sake! >3> God I hate retail and the children who make it suck worse.

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